They must do things like stay tough and defend themselves. Why? Because Gnolls are miniwoofs! And everyone likes miniwoofs! And here we have the Night elves fighting the Gnolls, err… I mean the Gnols. Not the Gnols! …I want to take the time now to point out the race is spelled “Gnolls.” I also really like Gnolls. I think his name falls under the rule of “as long as it sounds foreign.” He has amazing trouble sniffing powers. Meet the hero of our game: Samaro Yo-koci. Oh, what’s that fourth word there? Borne? …Is this game about Jason Borne? Hell yea! …Who are you? Where is Borne? What’s that? His last name is spelled Bourne? Well crap. By the end of this game I was A) bored and B) wanting to burn it. …Oh, wait? What’s that? It says “borned”? What the hell is a borned? The hell? Even spell check is telling me this word should be boned! It’s also telling me the word should be “burned” or “bored.” Funny. That’d be odd for a WC game, but hey, it’s thinking outside the box. It could be a quest to find and bone a girl.
Well I guess if a game starts with the hero going back home to get boned it can’t be to bad. I swear to god, the first time I read the description I thought it said I was returning to the land I was boned. Just… you know what? Lets just get down to things. Oh, the joy that doing this will bring… What I am MST3King is a Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne custom campaign called “The Prophecy of Pandaria.” For those that don’t know, Pandaria is the land of the Pandarens.
I need to Mystery Science Theater 3000 the hell out of this.
Today I have played something, and a brilliant idea came to my mind.
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